Monday, 19 November 2012

RAILWAY JOBES -PSU


RAILWAY JOBES:

India's destination to progress is not just due to the diligence & industry of its countrymen but also due to the inherent quality of its people to harmonize all the positive changes in the milieu to its plural frame-work. This plurality contributes to greater growth and development. And Indian Railway has endeavored to project the plurality in the Indian part of India through its relentless pursuit in building a well-connected rail network to the different locations in this part of the country. Trains are operated on judicious and well-charted paths for enabling a rail traveler to glimpse the wonder that is India. 

Indian Railways has endeavored to be tech-savvy in the past and still trying to incorporate and integrate all the technological changes in its business processes. We are continuing to reorient our perspectives to the changes in technology and to the resurgence in the economy....





RECRUITMENT OF ENGINEER IN RITES LIMITED


Engineer (Electrical),Technical Assistant (Electrical),  Jobs & Vacancy in Engineering at  RITES Limited, Kolkata.  Nov 2012
Job or Vacancy Description:
RITES Limited, a premier consultancy organization, requires Engineers & Technical Assistants in Electrical for its projects under Regional Project Office/ Kolkata. The appointment shall be purely on contract basis initially for a period of one year, extendable until completion of the assignment based on satisfactory performance. discipline purely on contract basis through walk-in-interview. :

Engineer (Electrical) : 06 posts, Pay : Rs.15400/- per month
Technical Assistant (Electrical) : 06 posts, Pay : Rs.10800/- per month
Walk-In-Interview :  Candidates fulfilling the qualification criteria may attend walk in interview, with 1 copy of the application prepared in the prescribed  format  along with original & an attested copy of educational and experience certificates with one copy of recent passport size photograph at the venue given below:RITES Ltd., Metro Railway Service Building (2nd floor), 56, C.R. Avenue, Kolkata.
General Instructions:
1. RITES Ltd. a premier consultancy organization is in urgent need of dynamic and hardworking Engineers & Technical Assistants in Electrical Discipline for its projects under Regional Project Office/Kolkata. The appointment shall be purely on contract basis initially for a period of one year, extendable until completion of the assignment based on satisfactory performance.
2. The selected candidate is liable to be posted anywhere in India. Reservations & relaxation to SC/ST/OBC/Ex-Servicemen and Physically handicapped persons would be provided as per extant Govt. orders.
3. After preliminary screening of the applications & certificates etc. submitted by the candidates inperson, suitable candidates will be interviewed. Candidates have the option to appear for interview either in Hindi or English.
4. Any kind of training/trainer/ apprenticeship experience shall not be counted towards post qualification experience.Candidates already working in RITES on contract in an equal position are not eligible toappear in the walk-in-interview.
5. The applicants should also bring original mark sheets, degree and certificates ofexperience (offer letters not acceptable), other testimonials, proof of identity ofpermanent address and employer certified last pay slip at the time of interview.
6. No train/bus fare / TA / DA shall be payable.Applications should be strictly as per the prescribed format and those not conforming to the format or without / unclear / ambiguous certificates will be summarily rejected.

About the organization:
RITES, a Government of India Enterprise, provides comprehensive engineering, consultancy and project management services in the transport infrastructure sector under single roof. Since its inception in 1974, company has made steady progress and diversified into new areas of business such as, export/leasing, maintenance and rehabilitation of railway rolling stock, operation and maintenance of railway systems under concession agreements and BOT, BOOT and PPP projects.RITES Ltd., a Government of India Enterprise was established in 1974, under the aegis of Indian Railways. RITES is incorporated in India as a Public Limited Company under the Companies Act, 1956 and is governed by a Board of Directors which includes persons of eminence from various sectors of engineering and management.RITES Ltd., an ISO 9001-2000 company, is a multi-disciplinary consultancy organization in the fields of transport, infrastructure and related technologies. It provides a comprehensive array of services under a single roof and believes n transfer of technology to client organizations. In overseas projects, RITES actively pursues and develops cooperative links with local consultants / firms, as means of maximum utilization of local resources and as an effective instrument of sharing its expertise.RITES is internationally recognized as a leading consultant with operational experience of 62 countries in Africa, South East Asia, Middle East and Latin America. Most of RITES foreign assignments are for National Governments and other apex organizations.

Address :
RITES LIMITED
(A Govt. of India Enterprise)Rites Ltd.,Rites Bhawan,No-1,Sector-29,Gurgaon-122001

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Sunday, 18 November 2012

HINDI JOKES SMS


     Hindi SMS Jokes



Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

Hindi SMS Jokes
Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

Girls vs Boys
If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
Sardar Jokes SMS 140 Characters
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Hindi Jokes SMS
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Sardar Jokes SMS
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Hindi Jokes SMS
Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!


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HINDI LOVE SMS

Hindi Love SMS

  1. Wada hai humari ye mohabbat ki dastan khas rahegi,
    Aapki surat humesha dil ke pas rahegi,
    Nahi bhulenge hum aapko or aapke pyar ko,
    Jab tak dil me dhadkan aur ye saanse rahegi…

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  2. Hindi Love SMS
    Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho
    Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho
    Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par
    Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho…

    Hindi Love SMS
    Kabhi aana hamare sath,
    ek sapno ki duniya,apko batayenge,
    rehna chahoge aap bhi jaha,
    aisi woh duniya hum dikhayenge…

     Hindi Love SMS
    Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hoon
    Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hoon
    Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se
    Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hoon…

    Hindi Love SMS
    Door nighaon se bar bar jaya na karo
    Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo
    Tum bin ek pal bhi jee na sakenge hum
    Yeh ehsas bar bar dilaya na karo..!

    Hindi Love SMS
    Pyaar Mein Milna Zaruri Nahi,
    Pyaar Mein Izhaar Bhi Zaruri Nahi,
    Zaruri Sirf Ehsaas Hai Jo Zindagi Sawarde,
    Unhe Pana Ya Na Pana Zaruri Nhi…!

    Hindi Love SMS
    Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,
    Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,
    Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur Lekin,
    Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do !
    `
    Pyar ko log – Mohobbat kehte hain,
    Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,
    Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain…
    `
    Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
    Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
    Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
    Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge !
    `
    Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
    nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
    ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, dur sahi par yaad rakhna !
    `
    I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
    And then I looked at you,
    And I kept looking at you,
    For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you…


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Shiv Sena chief Bal Thackeray


Mumbai: Bal Thackeray has been cremated at Shivaji Park, where he launched the Shiv Sena 46 years ago at a massive rally on Dussehra. Nearly two lakh people, including several big names, have gathered at the sprawling ground as Mr Thackeray was consigned to the flames.

The Shiv Sena chief died on Saturday afternoon, after a prolonged illness at the age of 86. 
A funeral procession left his Bandra home 'Matoshree' with Mr Thackeray's body being carried in a hearse on a flower bedecked truck around 9 am. There was a three-tier security around it - the Mumbai Police make up the first layer, the Rapid Action Force (RAF) is the second tier and Shiv Sena volunteers make up the third. Around 10 lakh grieving Shiv Sena workers walked along making it slow progress. They have poured into Mumbai from all over Maharashtra since yesterday.

The Shiv Sena's executive president and Bal Thackeray's son and successor Uddhav, his wife Rashmi and son Aditya were on the truck that was carrying Mr Thackeray. Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) chief and Bal Thackeray's nephew Raj was also on the truck but reportedly got down to walk the distance.
The body was taken to Mahim Causeway, then to Sena Bhavan, the Shiv Sena headquarters in Dadar, to Meena Tai statue in Dadar and finally to Shivaji Park. 
The Shiv Sena has obtained permission to perform his last rites at the park at 6 pm; he will also be given full state honours. This is the first funeral to be held at Shivaji Park; the ground had special significance for Bal Thackeray, who launched his political party here in 1966. It was the venue for many of his rallies over the years, including his last public address on Dussehra this year, when he spoke to the crowd through a recorded video message.

Among the notable names that are present at the famous ground for the funeral include Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) chief and Union Minister Sharad Pawar, BJP veteran LK Advani, Leader of Opposition in Lok Sabha Sushma Swaraj, megastar Amitabh Bachchan and industrialist Anil Ambani. BJP president Nitin Gadkari, Madhya Pradesh Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan, Union Minister Praful Patel, senior BJP leader Arun Jaitely, VHP leader Pravin Togadia are among other big names present at the venue. Bollywood actor Nana Patekar alongside actor-director Mahesh Manjrekar and Riteish Deshmukh are also present.

Security is tight, with all of Mumbai's 48,000 policemen deployed today; Mumbai Police Commissioner Satyapal Singh has cancelled his daughter's wedding reception tonight as he shall be busy with security detailing. At every 100 metres along the route of the funeral procession, 25 policemen have been deployed. The police has issued a traffic advisory and suggested that people stay home, unless absolutely necessary. "I appeal to people to remain calm and maintain law and order," the Mumbai Police Commissioner said.


Many Bollywood stars, important politicians and industrialists are expected to travel across the city today to pay their respects; they visited Mr Thackeray in great numbers over Wednesday and Thursday this week signalling that despite his divisive politics, Mr Thackeray commanded the attention of virtually every camp in the city.

No autorickshaws or taxis are plying in Mumbai today; the BEST (Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport) has arranged for extra buses. Central Railway will run 23 special suburban trains from 4:45 pm to 10:00 pm - 14 on Dadar-Kalyan section and nine on CST-Vadala-Belapur section. 

The funeral procession was scheduled to leave Matoshree at 7 am today, but was delayed as roads around the Thackeray residence were filled with thousands of supporters. Bal Thackeray's body was finally brought out of his house a little after 9 am in a hearse adorned with flowers. Uddhav Thackeray broke down as his father's body was being put on to the truck.

At Matoshree security has been very tight. As news of Bal Thackeray's death spread on Saturday afternoon, thousands of Shiv Sena workers gathered within minutes outside the Thackeray home. Till late in the night, there was a crowd of about 6,000 people there. About 2,000 cops have been posted there.

Bal Thackeray cremated; Uddhav, Raj perform final rites

Mumbai: Bal Thackeray has been cremated at Shivaji Park, where he launched the Shiv Sena 46 years ago at a massive rally on Dussehra. Nearly two lakh people, including several big names, have gathered at the sprawling ground as Mr Thackeray was consigned to the flames.

The Shiv Sena chief died on Saturday afternoon, after a prolonged illness at the age of 86. 
A funeral procession left his Bandra home 'Matoshree' with Mr Thackeray's body being carried in a hearse on a flower bedecked truck around 9 am. There was a three-tier security around it - the Mumbai Police make up the first layer, the Rapid Action Force (RAF) is the second tier and Shiv Sena volunteers make up the third. Around 10 lakh grieving Shiv Sena workers walked along making it slow progress. They have poured into Mumbai from all over Maharashtra since yesterday.

The Shiv Sena's executive president and Bal Thackeray's son and successor Uddhav, his wife Rashmi and son Aditya were on the truck that was carrying Mr Thackeray. Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) chief and Bal Thackeray's nephew Raj was also on the truck but reportedly got down to walk the distance.
The body was taken to Mahim Causeway, then to Sena Bhavan, the Shiv Sena headquarters in Dadar, to Meena Tai statue in Dadar and finally to Shivaji Park. 
The Shiv Sena has obtained permission to perform his last rites at the park at 6 pm; he will also be given full state honours. This is the first funeral to be held at Shivaji Park; the ground had special significance for Bal Thackeray, who launched his political party here in 1966. It was the venue for many of his rallies over the years, including his last public address on Dussehra this year, when he spoke to the crowd through a recorded video message.

Among the notable names that are present at the famous ground for the funeral include Nationalist Congress Party (NCP) chief and Union Minister Sharad Pawar, BJP veteran LK Advani, Leader of Opposition in Lok Sabha Sushma Swaraj, megastar Amitabh Bachchan and industrialist Anil Ambani. BJP president Nitin Gadkari, Madhya Pradesh Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan, Union Minister Praful Patel, senior BJP leader Arun Jaitely, VHP leader Pravin Togadia are among other big names present at the venue. Bollywood actor Nana Patekar alongside actor-director Mahesh Manjrekar and Riteish Deshmukh are also present.

Security is tight, with all of Mumbai's 48,000 policemen deployed today; Mumbai Police Commissioner Satyapal Singh has cancelled his daughter's wedding reception tonight as he shall be busy with security detailing. At every 100 metres along the route of the funeral procession, 25 policemen have been deployed. The police has issued a traffic advisory and suggested that people stay home, unless absolutely necessary. "I appeal to people to remain calm and maintain law and order," the Mumbai Police Commissioner said.


Many Bollywood stars, important politicians and industrialists are expected to travel across the city today to pay their respects; they visited Mr Thackeray in great numbers over Wednesday and Thursday this week signalling that despite his divisive politics, Mr Thackeray commanded the attention of virtually every camp in the city.

No autorickshaws or taxis are plying in Mumbai today; the BEST (Brihanmumbai Electric Supply and Transport) has arranged for extra buses. Central Railway will run 23 special suburban trains from 4:45 pm to 10:00 pm - 14 on Dadar-Kalyan section and nine on CST-Vadala-Belapur section. 

The funeral procession was scheduled to leave Matoshree at 7 am today, but was delayed as roads around the Thackeray residence were filled with thousands of supporters. Bal Thackeray's body was finally brought out of his house a little after 9 am in a hearse adorned with flowers. Uddhav Thackeray broke down as his father's body was being put on to the truck.

At Matoshree security has been very tight. As news of Bal Thackeray's death spread on Saturday afternoon, thousands of Shiv Sena workers gathered within minutes outside the Thackeray home. Till late in the night, there was a crowd of about 6,000 people there. About 2,000 cops have been posted there.

SSC Recruitment 2012


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Application form for Multi Tasking Staff Vacancies

Vacancy Details:

Name of the Post: Multi Tasking Staff
Age Limit:Minimum age is 18 year and maximum age is 25
  1. years as on 01-01-2012. (Age relaxations will be extendedas per rules).

Educational Qualification: Candidate must possess Matriculation or equivalent from a
recognized Board.
Application Fee Details: Applicants need to pay application fee of Rs. 100/- in form of challan
downloaded from website after the submission of part I of the application at any branch of State
Bank of India. Fee can also be paid using SBI Net Banking Facility. Fee is exempted for
Women/EXSM/SC/ST/PWD candidates.
Selection Process: Candidates will be selected on the basis of Written Exam and Interview.
How to Apply: Eligible candidates may apply online through website ssconline.nic.in and
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2012 and after making payment of application fee, Part II of application must be submitted on or
before 07-12-2012.
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Closing Date for Online Application (Part I): 05-12-2012 (upto 5.00 PM)
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Last Date for Online Application (Part II): 07-12-2012 (upto 5.00 PM)
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